If you think chinese people are rude, then you are wrong. Look at these rules stated in a factory, the management has banned you from saying those words. And I am sure you would hear these words very often in Singapore, either in the train, hawker, or even your company.
However, I think the below one is the most powerful one. It says, "you can abort or mischarge by all means, just you cannot give birth to the child"!
Very powerul isn't it.
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Thursday, July 31, 2008
Only happen for Chinese - Part IV - Powerful Banner
Natas promotion by Citibank - free gift just to pick up
Get more than just a great holiday with Citibank credit cards. Enjoy super savings and exciting gifts, exclusively for Citibank customers. To pick up your gifts on the spot, simply drop in to Booth H523.
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Discounts and promotions from over 30 travel agencies
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Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Redeem for absolutely anything
Use your Citi Dollars to redeem for absolutely anything! Purchase anything, anywhere, and simply SMS us the relevant details. We'll offset your purchase with the equivalent amount of Citi Dollars from your account within 7 working days.
Just need to follow the following 3 easy steps to make your SMS redemptions:
Personally I prefer this kind of rebate, at least is returned me as cash, rather than ask me to redeem some voucher which I not necessary need it. Sometimes may end up I spend more money just to use the voucher.
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Tuesday, July 29, 2008
My BT: 256 Seeds, over 1000 Peers, but download less than 2kB/s
I am downloading the latest "guess guess guess" show. It has over 200 seeds and 1000 peers. But guess what? My download speed is less than 2kB/sec!!!!!! This is totally not acceptable. I wonder why I am paying over SGD50 to Starhub? Just to get this terrible speed?
I can't wait to have have my contract expire.............
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3 massages promotion, each less than $50, MEN entitle too
Indulgence of the Senses at Spa Elements now. Choice of
* Harmony Body Massage $33 (60mins • worth $98)Bring along a companion and your accompanying friend gets to enjoy the same promotion at the same price!
* Hot Stones Massage $48 (60mins • worth $120)
* Diamond Face Splendor $48 (90mins • worth $156)
Terms & Conditions
* Valid for POSB Cardmember and a companion above 21 years old (usually they will say you must be first time customer, but based on my experience, they won't check it)#02-10/11/16 Orchard Hotel Shopping Arcade (near Orchard MRT ) Tel: 6733 3772
* Limited to one choice of treatment per customer, no multiple redemptions are allowed.
* Treatments are applicable to both ladies and men.
* Please quote 'POSB' promotion when making appointment, subject to availability.
* Payment must be made with your POSB Everyday Credit Card.
* Promotion is valid till 31st August 08.
#03-19 The Cathay (near Dhoby Ghaut MRT) Tel: 6738 8008
For more details, please visit http://www.elements.com.sg/
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Monday, July 28, 2008
Taiwan Flyer's Camwhore
She is the one being reported in zao bao, http://www.zaobao.com/special/newspapers/2008/07/dayoo080717.shtml, the gal that camwhore at the Taiwan flyer.
Really strange, pay so much money, go up stair.. not to enjoy the scene, but to camwhore. Camwhore still ok, but why need to show everythings? Don't know how is the one take photos for her. Maybe her boyfriend?
Really got all soft of people in this world, every day got all sort of these funny news.
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Book store promotion
POPULAR
15% off POPULAR 3-Year ADULT Membership Fee
Adult Membership Card @ S$25 only (U.P S$30)
Benefits of Being a POPULAR Card Member
* 10%* Storewide Discount at POPULAR Bookstores in Singapore, Malaysia &
Hong Kong
* 20%* Storewide Discount Gift Certificates on POPULAR Mid-year & Year-end POPClub Magazines
* 5%* Discount on School / Tertiary Textbooks
* Quarterly POPClub Magazines
* Birthday Thrill via Emails
* Discounts & Privileges at Participating Merchants
HARRIS
1-Year Membership Card @ S$15 only (U.P: S$25)
Benefits of Being a HARRIS Card Member
* 15%* off retail price at all HARRIS bookstores in Singapore
* 20%* off retail price for purchases above S$100 in a single receipt at HARRIS bookstores in Singapore
* 20%* off retail price on your birthday month
Payment for membership fee must be made with a POSB Everyday Card and a print-out of this offer at http://www.dbs.com/posb/cards/everyday/promotions/justforyou/ must be presented prior to sign-up.
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Sunday, July 27, 2008
Travel and Dining combo set
Receive complimentary dining vouchers when you travel to feature destinations
Feature destinations are introduced weekly and include:
Japan and Korea (from 15 Jul):
- $50 Ichiban-Boshi Group Voucher (min. charge of $3,000)
- $50 Crystal Jade Korean Ginseng & BBQ Voucher (min. charge of $3,000)
Europe (from 22 Jul):
- $50 Lawry's The Prime Rib Voucher (min. charge of $4,000)
Australia/ New Zealand/ U.S.A (from 29 Jul):
- $50 Fairmont Singapore Dining Voucher (min. charge of $4,000)
China/ Hong Kong/ Taiwan (from 5 Aug):
- $50 Imperial Treasure Voucher (min. charge of $3,000)
Vietnam/ Thailand/ Exotic Destinations (from 12 Aug)
- $30 ThaiExpress Voucher (min. charge of $1,500)
Can get the tour from SA Tours
#04-62 People's Park Complex (Free & Easy counter)
Tel: 6536 6633
Valid from 15 Jul - 31 Aug 08 or while stocks last. Min. spend requirement applies. Type of dining voucher will correspond to the destination of purchased package. These are provided by Fly and Dine with DBS Platinum.
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Saturday, July 26, 2008
Redeem S$10 Takashimaya Gift Vouchers * 2 days only!
A 2-day special exclusively for DBS Takashimaya Credit Cardmembers only
Been eyeing that chic designer bag or latest golf clubs? For 2-days only, from 25 July to 26 July 2008, redeem a S$10 Takashimaya Gift Voucher* with every $100 same-day purchase at Takashimaya Department Store and Takashimaya Square, B2.
Don't miss this great offer! Exclusively for DBS Takashimaya Credit Cardmembers only.
Terms & Conditions
* Limited to 10 redeemable vouchers per cardholder per day
* 1,000 pieces of S$10 vouchers redeemable per redemption day
* 3 same-day combined receipts
* Takashimaya Credit Cardholders to charge via their cards
* Payment by gift vouchers and/or purchase of gift vouchers are not eligible for redemption
* Gift voucher redemption is not valid for purchases made at Cold Storage, Best Denki, Takashimaya Fitness Club, Paris Miki, Kosé Beauty Salon, JTB, Presto Drycleaners, Singapore Post, selected restaurants and Takashimaya Shopping Centre
* Redemption at Level 2, promotion counter (in front of Burberry Boutique)
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Spa FREE open house @ [comfort space] HelioAsia
Date / Time:
15 Aug 08, Fri (6.30 pm - 8 pm)Venue: [comfort space]HelioAsia, Paragon #06-19
16 Aug 08, Sat (10.30 am - 5 pm)
17 Aug 08, Sun (10.30 am - 5 pm)
Registration Fee: Complimentary for DBS/POSB Cardmembers
Program includes:
* Experience samplings for Body Slimming, Facial Reflexology and Massages using the latest technology as well as ancient wisdom.
* Register for workshops. Discover how to stay healthy and beautiful with Vitamin C and LATEST skincare breakthrough - anti-ageing miracle serum Jyunka.
DBS/POSB Cardmembers can enjoy over 30% off treatments and packages when they sign up at the Open House.
What's more, receive a free goody bag, and get a chance to participate in the Instant draw (spin the wheel) and lucky draw prizes to be won! Prizes include Jewellery Set worth S$5,000, Sony BRAVIA S4 series FULL HD 40-inch TV worths $3,009, Victorinox Travel Gear by Planet Traveller worth $1,000, spa products and services.
To register, please call 6836 9988 or email: ivykhoo@helioasia.com / edwinchia@helioasia.com by 12 Aug 08. Or visit: http://www.helioasia.com/
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Only happen for Chinese - Part III - Die die must show off
Wedding, not the ROM but the traditional chinese wedding ceremony, is a big day for Chinese people, be it China, Taiwan, Hong Kong, Malaysia, Singapore or elsewhere. This day, you will meet many other relatives that you never remember who are them, and they will say, "wah.. XXX so big liao ah... last time saw you, you only this height... got bf or get married or not / got baby already or not?". Many of the times, these people only known to your parents, you won't even recognize them if you meet them face-by-face on the street.
Anyway, take a look at this couple, they are going to have a big event!
Very rich isn't it?
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Friday, July 25, 2008
Win a Scoop of Gelare Ice Cream!
Pay your Telco bills at AXS Stations and win a sweet treat from Gelare
Every transaction above $100 gives you one chance to win. Combining your bills to reach $100 is also allowed. Terms and conditions apply.
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FHM 3some party again - with free flow!
Next Fri 1 Aug at Butter Factory (48 Robertson Quay, Riverside).
Free Flow of 42Below Vodka from 8 to 10pm.
RSVP: threesome@fhm.com.sg by 30 July.....
But oh..... only for ladies 21 years old and above, and men have to be 23 years old and above.
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Enjoy 2% Cash Back on top of exclusive café & delights promotions
When tired after shopping, usually I like to stop by a coffee place for a drink and rest, at the same time read magazine, and then shop again!
Here got some very attractive discounts:
TCC: 15% off with min $20
Coffee club: 10% off withi min $15
Last but not least, is my favourite ice-cream!
Gelare: 10% of with min $10
Haagen-Dazs: buy any ice cream and enjoy a complimentary illy coffee
Then also from Polar puffs etc.... all these are provided by Citi DIVIDEND Card.
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Thursday, July 24, 2008
Jetabout travel discount
If you book a holiday from http://www.jetabout.com.sg/:
Australia
- 4D/3N Perth Family Fun (U.P. from S$988)
- 6D/5N Perth & Great Southern Trail (self drive) (U.P. from S$1,078)
- 6D/5N Perth & Southwest Paradise (self drive) (U.P. from S$1,298)
Additional DBS Exclusives * A bottle of wine on arrival at Seashells Mandurah & Seashells Yallingup (per room), valid for 6D/5N Perth & Southwest Paradise package only • A voucher to redeem 1 bottle of lavender jam from Cape Lavender (per family, while stocks last) • A 5-in-1 toiletries bag per family (while stocks last)
New Zealand
- 7D/5N North Island Experience (self drive) (U.P. from S$1,548)
- 10D/8N Glacier and Milford Getaway (self drive) (U.P. from S$2,168)
China
- 5D Beijing Splendid Tour (U.P. from S$1,608)
- 7D Shanghai / Hangzhou / Nanjing / Wuxi / Suzhou Romantic Tour from (U.P. S$1,498)
Maldives
* 5% off 5D/3N Kandooma Maldives (U.P. from S$1,698)
Thailand
* 3D/2N Anantara Hua Hin from S$598
Receive a complimentary gift when you charge to your DBS/POSB Credit or Debit Card:
FREE Samsonite Toiletries Bag with min. charge of S$1,800
FREE Multi-purpose Cooker with min. charge of S$4,000
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Only happen for Chinese - Part II - Wang Wang
Someone leave a very rude comments on my yesterday post http://singaporeagnestan.blogspot.com/2008/07/only-happen-in-china-part-i-limited.html. Basically I am not aiming at anyone or ruining anyone reputation. I also mention that I am not aiming at particular country, be it China, HK, Taiwan, Malaysia or Singapore. Just treat these photos as an entertainment, for fun, don't take it so serious. I never get any complaint from Malaysian on my previous series on "only happen in Malaysia".
Anyway, since someone is so angry, lets us look at something good. You want to get lucky, why not try this way:
Too bad if you can't read chinese. Basically in chinese, when a dog bark, we call it "wang wang". But the same word also means you will be lucky and you will be getting rich. So the owner of this dog paste all the words "wang wang" over the house of the dog. Hence it has double meaning, means the dog bark and also means lucky for everyone.
I hope this does not ruin anyone reputation. And please mind your words, if you are that well educated! Otherwise you are ruining your own reputation for using those rude words in others blog.
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Exclusive Raffles Medical Group privileges for Citibank cardholders
Healthcare is something very important and expensive, especially in Singapore. Unlike western countries, we pay less tax but get less wellfare. Anyway, here is a link between Citibank with the Raffles Medical Group. If you are going to have some checkup, this may help.
For more information refer to http://www.rafflesmedical.com/
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E-Coupon with big discount - from zoo, bird park to Gelare ice cream and Popular
Just print out these colorful coupons and enjoy the saving. 50% off Night Safari and 30% off Birdpark. 15% off Popular and 20% off Harris book store. And many more....
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Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Do you know how many types of credit cards are there?
I always put some credit cards deal on my blog, because I always like to get the free gift or voucher provided by the credit cards. Usually there will be facial, spa, dining etc. But you ever wonder how many types of credit cards are there? And do anyone really compare all different credit cards and review what are the advantages. I try to search online for the Singapore credit card, but no luck.
Then I saw this website Yourcreditnetwork.com. It specializes on informing consumers about credit card offers, how to use credit wisely, and occassionally posts humorous insights into the wacky world of credit. But it is targeted on the USA. Apparently, USA is a greater market. And you will be surprise to the types of credit cards available to them.
My understanding on the USA credit card is that, as long as you have good credit history, you can easily get one. And most of them are free of annual fee. Unlike Singapore, you need to call in to ask them waive the annual fee, and sometimes they even ask you to charge it once so that they can waive for you. My friend once go to Banana Republic in USA, so straightaway she can get a credit card from Banana Republic, and charge all the clothes to that card with immediate discount! So nice...... here you need fax in 6 months salary, income tax, cpf contributions etc... troublesome.....
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Only happen in China - Part I - Limited edition Walkman
Take a look at this newest walkman model. Unfortunately, it is a limited edition and I think only available at China. Surprisely, you can see how creative are these people, even you are poor, but you can enjoy life also.
Today onwards, I will start a series of posts of "only happen in China", just like the previous series of "only happen in Malaysia". Once agian, the China here doesn't really mean the mainland china, it may include hong kong, taiwan or any other places with Chinese people, so may mean the Chinese in Malaysia and Singapore. And just for laught, no offense.
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DBS funds transfer offer
With DBS Funds Transfer at 0% interest rate, for a period of 6 or 12 months and its one-off administration fee of 2.2% or 4% respectively.
To apply, please complete the Funds Transfer Form at http://www.dbs.com/sg/personal/cards/apply/Combined_AF_Cards_FT.pdf, fax it back and your desired amount (within the available credit limit of your DBS Credit Card) will be credited into your other bank account within 5 working days upon receipt of your request. Hurry! Offer valid till 31 July 2008.
The above is the savings based on every S$1,000 transferred.
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Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Gosh, I step on shit this at the garden this morning
Really unlucky day, step on shit in the garden early in the morning. Luckily there is a water tap for me to wash my feet. But who knows, more unlucky thing happened on me, as someone is taking photos on the whole process, especially when I wash my feet. Here is the photo:
Really got to becareful not to step on shit next time. No no... step on shit still ok, must be more careful when wash your feet. And just kidding, that is not me!
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Free pair of movie tickets every month!
Do you like to have a free pair of movie tickets every month? Or $1 off taxi fares anytime? Or upto 25% off at MPH every month? Or free entry to Ministry of Sound (MOS)? Or 50% saving at kr+ hairdressing? Or upto 50% discount at Orpheus Dive Scuba Centre?
All these are possible, if you apply for the HSBC's Revolution credit card. Check http://www.info.hsbc.com.sg/sg/personal/rev/ype/revolution.html?srccode=ITG8#/about/lifestyle/ for more info.
If you are an HSBC credit cardholder, and refer your friend to apply for an HSBC creit card online, then you will receive $20 Isetan shopping vouchers. The friend whom you referred will receie a complimentary Golden Village movie ticket.
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Monday, July 21, 2008
Bikini Pool Party
Every last saturday of the month, e.g. 26th July 2008 (Sat), there will be this bikini pool party from 3pm - 6pm at Sentosa, organized by http://www.cafedelmar.com.sg/main/.
Every month, they will be selecting a winner, e.g. last month June, she is the winner.
So get ready for the coming Sat for the party.
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Only happen in Malaysia - Part 10 Final - Accident that you never see before
Car accidents happen always, but something like these, I doubt you got much chance to see. In the first photo, surprising that the traffic light can be bended like this. And most funniest ony is the 2nd photo, the truck stuck at half way!
This post will be the last of the series "happen in malaysia". But no offense to Malaysia, these just happens people take the photo, I am sure, some of them will happen else where also.
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Sunday, July 20, 2008
Photo clips of the Shanghai MRT Train Lesbian Video
The video of the Shanghai MRT Lesbian couple has been taken down from youtube, http://singaporeagnestan.blogspot.com/2008/07/china-shanghai-lesbian-in-mrt-active.html, my friend did send me a file with .flv, but I don't know where can upload that flv file. So I take the snape shot of the video and share it here.
At first is a pretty gal sitting alone in the train, sometimes make a phone call. I think the guy just to want to take the video of this pretty gal, never expect to have extra ordinary outcome later.
The "bf" is here, and the gf sleeps on his lap. And he sayang her.
"He" starts to kiss her and the hand start to run around her body.
At first the girl push "his" hand away.
Slowly "he" starts to kiss her.
The hand stop at the breast.
Squeezing somemore.
Then the hand run under the skirt.
Whole arm is inside the skirt.
Wasai....
Don't know what is going on inside.
The gf seems enjoying.
They kiss.
I will try to see where I can upload the flv video online.
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